It’s good to be king
You can of course grab women any place you like. Why?
Because you can.
But, for even more fun, just put your tiny little hand on
the button to launch 59 cruise missiles while entertaining your fellow emperor.
Now, there’s a kingly gesture,
guaranteed to shock and awe all those around your gilded table. How many kings can top that?
You can just imagine Arnold eating his heart out. He can
only do that in the movies or on his iPhone. That will put him right in his
place.
And it’s great for ratings too. As a rule of thumb, when
ratings suck, it’s always good to do something a little nut-so to get the
attention you crave.
A knee jerk reaction is the best you can do with your reptilian
little brain. No thought or strategy required. Fire, Ready, Aim! It feels so
good!
Anyway, let the rest of the world wonder if you are crazy,
because by George, you are!
